FUR THE LOLS

_{(Because living with a cat is already a full-time sitcom.)}

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#1 This Week in Cat Chaos

Lord of the Loaves

“I walked into my kitchen and found my cat proudly sitting in the sink… with an entire loaf of bread. No bite marks. Just sitting there. Staring. Like it summoned it.”
^{_{– u/ProbablyNotMyBread on Reddit}}

We’re not sure what’s more unsettling — the untouched loaf or the intense, knowing stare. No crumbs. No chaos. Just one cat, one loaf, and a whole lot of mystery.

Did he steal it? Summon it? Is this some kind of wheat-based offering?
We asked. He blinked slowly. The silence was loud.

He’s not loafing around. He is the loaf now.

Seen weirder loaf crimes? Send ‘em in — we knead more stories like this.

#2 Meme of the Week

📸 _{^{meme credit:
from @literallymecats on twitter (march 13, 2025)
caption style by “your story” parody trend}}

because sometimes you really are the main character.

👀 Think you’ve got a meme that tops this?
Send us your favorite cat photo meme — we might feature it in an upcoming issue.

We’re not saying this was drawn from experience… but it was.

#3 Cat Cartoon of the Week

Caption this one better? Drop yours in the Group.

Your vote determines the fate of ridiculous things.

#4 Poll Meow-ment: Time to Choose

Tail Talk: What’s Your Cat Really Saying?

Your cat’s tail isn’t just decorative — it’s basically a mood meter. Here’s what those dramatic swishes might mean:

• 🐍 Twitching like it’s starting a fight
  Your cat’s either irritated or locked onto prey mode. Proceed with caution (or a feather toy).

• 🧹 Floofy and offended
  Tail’s gone puff? Someone’s ego got bruised. Probably yours, next.

• ❓ Curled like a question mark
  Friendly, curious, maybe hungry. This tail says: “I might love you. But also… snacks?”

• 🚫 Gone. Hidden under the bed
  This is the feline version of “Do Not Disturb.” Something spooked them — respect the bubble.

One of your fellow chaos agents has been spotted — and yes, they’re majestic.

#6 Cat of the Week

Meet Yoongi, one of our original FTL cats and full-time desk supervisor.
Currently judging your work-from-home productivity… from a lap throne.

📸 _{Captured by Madame Fur — his loyal hooman}

Want your floof featured next? Post in the Group — we’re always watching. 👀

Chaos you sent, chaos we cherish.

#6 Paw-spectives from Last Week

About last week’s poll…

If you answered our “Is your cat sick or just dramatically bored?” poll and didn’t see your vote go through — you're not imagining things.

We had a behind-the-scenes DNS debacle (the tech version of a cat knocking everything off your desk for fun). So… let’s call it a strategic litter box protest by our email system.

We’re on it — and we’ll be rerunning the poll soon so your vote (and your cat’s suspicious side-eye) still gets counted.

Thanks for being patient with our little glitch, Cat Crew. 😼🛠️

A tip for keeping your chaos machine healthy.

#7 Purr-fessional Care

Keep those whiskers stress-free!

Avoid switching up your cat’s food bowl placement too often. Cats are creatures of habit, and small changes can stress them out more than you'd think.
A calm kitty is a healthy kitty.

Tried this? Got another health hack? Drop it in the Group and share the vet-approved chaos.

That’s all for this week’s tails, fur-iend!  

Thanks for reading — I hope I brought some smiles to your face! Stay pawsome, and I’ll catch you in the next issue! 

🐾 Madame Fur 🐾

This issue was powered by a loaf, three hairballs, and one very patient hooman.

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