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#1 This Week in Cat Chaos

🐾 The Cat Who Prefers Pubs Over Home (Twice!)

Meet Peanut, the cat with a taste for hops and good company. 🍺 

His family rehomed him to a pub 30 miles away - but Peanut wasn’t done. He walked back to his old local pub like, “Excuse me, one pint of milk on the rocks, please.”

The best part? The pub officially gave him his own loyalty card. Yup, Peanut is now a regular in every sense of the word.

Moral of the story: some cats don’t chase mice, they chase happy hour. 😹

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(We’re not crying. You are.)

#2 Meme of the Week

“An important meeting is taking place” - because clearly, the world needed a seminar on How to Bathe a Cat. Starring Olive, as herself. 🐾💦

This PowerPoint deserves an award. 🐱📊

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Don’t worry, Olive’s syllabus is eternal.

🐱 Found a meme that could dethrone our current champ? Or maybe your cat’s antics deserve the crown? Drop your funniest finds or photos in the group - the next viral star might be hiding in your camera roll. 👑🐾

Make it fierce, make it funny, or make it feral. We’re here for all of it.

#3 Cat Cartoon of the Week

We all know cats are… creative with how they use their toys. This one just turned the scratching post into a full-on jungle gym. 🐈‍⬛😂

Gymnastics: Cat Edition. 🐾🏋️

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Seen a funny cat cartoon we should feature? Hit reply and send it our way! 🐾

Your vote determines the fate of ridiculous things.

#4 Poll Meow-ment: The Copycat Chronicles 😹

💡 Fun Fact: Cats are master imitators — they don’t just watch you, they become you. From yoga sessions to email marathons, no activity is safe from their copycat chaos.

🧘 Science calls it mimicry.
😼 We call it personality.

So tell us…

*Not scientifically proven. Just emotionally confirmed by cat people everywhere.

Make way — royalty has been spotted lounging on a floral throne.

#5 Cat of the Week: Midnight Heist Master

Meet this week’s star - the sleek black cat who knows the art of the silent snack heist. With sharp eyes, quiet paws, and that classic “Who, me?” expression, he’s proof that patience is the ultimate weapon in any kitchen crime scene.

His mom, Julie Berg-Raymond, caught this legendary moment of stealth-in-progress - part ninja, part foodie, and 100% chaos waiting to happen.

This midnight prowler reminds us that sometimes the most powerful move is simply waiting for the perfect chance to strike. 👀🐾

📸 Spotted in the FTL Group, thanks to Julie Berg-Raymond
That intense gaze, the perfect timing, and the undeniable look of I totally wasn’t eyeing your food — he’s every bit the master thief of the night. 🌙✨

🐱 Got a furry bandit of your own?
Share their latest antics with us in the group — we’re keeping tabs on all cat crimes, big or small. 🐾💥

Chaos, you sent, chaos we cherish.

#6 Paw-spectives from Last Week

We asked: What sparked your cat’s villain origin story? And the verdict is in… shutting the bathroom door is officially the #1 crime against cat-kind. 🚪🐈 Nearly half of you agreed — privacy is NOT allowed in a cat household.

👑 Villainous Winner: You shut the bathroom door (40%) – The audacity of denying entry! Cats demand unrestricted access to all rooms, all the time.

🌶️ Close contenders:

You touched the belly trap (31%) – You saw the sign. You ignored it. The claws wrote the ending.

You dared to pet another cat (13%) – Nothing flips the villain switch faster than betrayal by cuddles.

😼 Falling behind:

You ran out of treats (12%) – Not forgotten, but forgiven… as long as the treat jar is quickly refilled.

💡 Moral of the story: Cats may look fluffy, but they keep receipts. Every closed door, every stolen cuddle, every empty treat jar is carefully noted in their villain diary. Proceed with caution — and maybe never close that bathroom door again. 👀🐾

Got a new poll idea? Drop it in the Group - we’re always watching (with snacks, sass, and judgment). 🐾🍿

#7 Purr-fessional Care: Mind Games & Cat Brains 🧠🐾

Why it matters: Cats may look cool and unbothered, but their mental well-being is just as important as their physical health. Stress, boredom and lack of stimulation can lead to behavior issues, anxiety or even health problems. A happy mind = a happy cat (and a happier human, too).

What to do:

• Provide enrichment toys that challenge problem-solving (puzzle feeders, treat balls)

• Rotate toys and play styles to keep things fresh and stimulating

• Create safe observation spots (like window perches) to satisfy their curiosity

• Stick to a routine - consistency helps cats feel secure

What to avoid:

• Ignoring boredom - cats without stimulation may act out with destructive behavior

• Overwhelming changes - sudden moves, loud noises, or chaotic environments can spike anxiety

💡 Pro tip: If your cat suddenly starts hiding, over-grooming or acting out, it may be stress-related. Try increasing playtime, offering new enrichment, or simply spending more calm time together. Mental health isn’t just a human thing - your cat’s mind thrives on care, too.

That’s all for this week’s tails, fur-iend!  

Thanks for reading — I hope I brought some smiles to your face! Stay pawsome, and I’ll catch you in the next issue! 

🐾 Madame Fur 🐾

Built on gaslighting, snack lies, and one extremely judged measuring cup.

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