FUR THE LOLS

_{(Because living with a cat is already a full-time sitcom.)}

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#1 This Week in Cat Chaos

Oil Spill? Nah. That’s Just My Glow-Up. Meet Stoot, the Rescue Cat Who Went Viral for Being a Hot Mess.

They found him covered in oil, looking like he just crawled out of a grease trap behind an auto shop.
His name was Stuart Little. But let’s be real — this king didn’t look little, and he sure as fluff wasn’t feeling lucky.

Fast forward: six baths, one vet glow-up, and a full TikTok arc later — Stoot was born.
That’s right. He rebranded.

Now he’s rolling with a new crew, snuggling with his BFF Blue Moon, and running his forever home like he pays rent.
Also, 11.6 million people watched him go from “yikes” to “yaaaas.” That’s influencer energy.

^{Inspired by the true story of Stoot, as featured on People.com & TikTok.
(We’re not crying. You are.)}

Witnessed your own feline chaos lately? Send it in — we’re always on the hunt for the next grease-stained legend.

#2 Meme of the Week

_{^{Meme by u/Environmental-Meet40, shared on r/cats via Reddit
Screenshot captured June 2025. All rights belong to the original creator.}}

Chaos? He owns land. Humility? Never heard of it.
This is the kind of noble-level confidence we all aspire to.

😼 Got a meme that can dethrone His Lordship?
Send us your best cat photo meme — it might just claw its way into our next issue.

We’re not saying this was drawn from experience… but it was.

#3 Cat Cartoon of the Week

We already knew cats were magical — but this comic made it official.

^{Comic by Catsu the Cat
Shared via Bored Panda. All rights belong to the artist!}

Your vote determines the fate of ridiculous things.

#4 Poll Meow-ment: Time to Choose

🧠 Feline Fact: Sit Happens (at the Worst Possible Time)

Did you know? 83%* of cats believe the ideal moment to sit on you is exactly when you’re busiest — preferably during meditation, meetings, or when you’re two seconds from standing up.

And if they never sit on you at all?
Congrats. You’ve achieved footstool status — the final form of cat servitude.

*Not scientifically proven. Just emotionally confirmed by cat people everywhere.

Make way — royalty has been spotted lounging on a floral throne.

#6 Cat of the Week: Maddi

They said “no more cats,” but Maddi had other plans — and the universe agreed. Now she rules the house with a mix of sass, love, and the kind of chaos only an uninvited cat can deliver.

📸 Shared by Vallaree Spires, straight from the glorious chaos of the Fur the LOLs Group.

Want your floof featured next? Post in the Group — we’re always watching. 👀

Chaos, you sent, chaos we cherish.

#6 Paw-spectives from Last Week

The Original Mood Swing Results Are In!

We asked: What’s your cat’s tail mood today?
You answered… with equal parts sass and confusion.

🐍 50% said their cat’s tail is “Twitching like it’s starting a fight”
❓ Another 50% said “Curled like a question mark”

No votes for “Floofy and offended” or “Gone. Hidden under the bed” — either your cats are chilling, or you’re too scared to check. 😬

Thanks for voting! This week’s poll is live — go interrogate your cat 📝

A tip for keeping your chaos machine healthy.

#7 Purr-fessional Care

🚨 Watch for UTI Warning Signs — Don’t Just Blame the Litter Box

UTIs in cats aren’t just uncomfortable — they can be dangerous if ignored.
If your cat is:

• Peeing outside the litter box

• Straining but producing little urine

• Visiting the box more often than usual

• Or meowing like they’ve got tea to spill while peeing...

…it might be more than just mood swings.

🩺 How to Help:

• Keep water flowing — use a fountain to encourage drinking.

• Clean the litter box daily so you can monitor changes.

• Feed wet food or vet-recommended urinary health formulas.

• Don’t wait on the vet if you notice something off — UTIs can turn serious, fast.

Got a health tip or story to share? Drop it in the Group — your chaos might help another cat parent spot the signs early. 🐾

That’s all for this week’s tails, fur-iend!  

Thanks for reading — I hope I brought some smiles to your face! Stay pawsome, and I’ll catch you in the next issue! 

🐾 Madame Fur 🐾

Built on gaslighting, snack lies, and one extremely judged measuring cup.

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^{Photo of Stoot the rescue cat
Credit: Emilie Rackovan, via Thrifted Kittens Animal Rescue | Featured on People.com}