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(Because living with a cat is already a full-time sitcom.)

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#1 This Week in Cat Chaos

🧪 Meet Pepper, the Accidental Scientist 🐾

Most cats bring their humans gifts like dead lizards or half-chewed socks. Not Pepper. This Florida shorthair has a flair for… science.

One day, Pepper proudly delivered a critter from the backyard — an Everglades short-tailed shrew. Instead of running away, his humans (who happen to be scientists) took a closer look. Surprise! That “gift” helped them discover a brand-new virus strain. 🧬

The best part? This isn’t even Pepper’s first breakthrough. He had already helped uncover another virus before. At this point, he deserves a lab coat, safety goggles, and maybe even a co-author credit.

So while most cats knock stuff off counters for fun, Pepper is out here casually advancing medical science. Respect. 👨‍🔬🐱

📸 ^{_{Credit: Story originally reported by The Miami Herald (via various science news outlets).
(We’re not crying. You are.)}}

#2 Meme of the Week

When you order PUMA online but it arrives in “extra cuddly” size…Yes! 😸 This one is purr-fect for your cat meme content. It’s funny, visual, and super shareable because:

New logo drop: PUMA (after lunch edition).

📸 ^{_{Spotted in the wild corners of Facebook — original human unknown, but clearly a comedic genius.
Don’t worry, we’d still let him judge us forever.}}

🐱 Think your cat has the chaos to claim the meme throne?
Drop your wildest, weirdest, or most iconic cat meme below — the next viral royalty might just be living in your camera roll. 👑🐾

Make it fierce, funny, or full-on feral. We’re here for all of it.

We’re not saying this was drawn from experience… but it was.

#3 Cat Cartoon of the Week

Ever wondered why cats sprint around at 3 AM? Turns out, they’re just saving us from the real monsters under the bed…

📸 ^{_{Credit: Unknown owner found on Facebook}}

Seen a funny cat cartoon we should feature? Hit reply and send it our way! 🐾

Your vote determines the fate of ridiculous things.

#4 Poll Meow-ment: The Secret Mischief of Cats

💡 Fun Fact: Cats are born with strong hunting instincts — but in modern life, that translates to terrorizing your workspace at peak chaos hours.

🖊️ Science calls it mischief.
🐾 We call it personality.

Your cat’s secret side hustle probably looks like…

*Not scientifically proven. Just emotionally confirmed by cat people everywhere.

Make way — royalty has been spotted lounging on a floral throne.

#5 Cat of the Week: Boots

Meet Boots — the cozy king of naps who has perfected the art of looking peaceful and regal all at once. With those deep, soulful eyes and that velvety coat, he’s giving us major “royal relaxation” energy.

His mom, Virginia, shared this photo that perfectly captures his calm and content spirit. Honestly? We think Boots could teach us all a thing or two about slowing down and savoring the moment.

Boots is proof that sometimes the simplest joys — like a good nap — are what truly make life sweet. 💜🐱

📸 Spotted in the FTL Group, thanks to Virginia A. Beck
We’re not saying Boots has mastered nap royalty — but with that serene face and flawless flop, he’s clearly the reigning king of snooze. 💤👑

😺 Got a cat who naps like royalty or serves looks while snoozing?
Drop their pics in the group — we’re here to admire (and maybe take notes for our own nap game). 🐾✨

Chaos, you sent, chaos we cherish.

#6 Paw-spectives from Last Week

We asked: What sparked your cat’s villain era?
And the verdict is in: shutting the bathroom door is the ultimate betrayal. 🚪🐾 Half of the voters agreed that privacy is apparently not allowed when you live with a cat.

👑 Villainous Winner:

• You shut the bathroom door (50%) – The audacity to deny entry? Truly unforgivable.

🐾 Close contenders:

• You touched the belly trap (33%) – You were warned. You ignored it. The claws spoke.

• You dared to pet another cat (17%) – Nothing sparks chaos faster than feline jealousy.

🍪 Missing in action:

• You ran out of treats (0%) – Not because they don’t care, but because no cat wants to admit snacks run out on their watch.

Moral of the story?
Cats don’t forget. Whether it’s a closed door, a stolen cuddle, or your wandering hand, every little offense goes straight into their villain diary. Proceed with caution, and maybe keep the bathroom door cracked. 👀🐱

Got a new poll idea? Drop it in the Group — we’re always watching (with snacks and judgment). 🐒🐾

#7 Purr-fessional Care

Why it matters: Extra pounds might look fluffy, but obesity is one of the most common health issues in cats. It increases the risk of diabetes, joint pain, liver disease, and even shortens their lifespan. The good news? With the right habits, it’s totally preventable.

What to watch for:

• Trouble grooming or reaching certain spots

• Hesitation to jump or climb

• Sleeping more than usual (less play, more snooze)

• Difficulty feeling ribs or waistline under fur

• Begging for food constantly or stealing snacks

Care & prevention tips:

• Use portion control — measure meals instead of free-feeding

• Stick to high-quality, balanced cat food (ask your vet about calorie needs)

• Limit treats to 10% of daily calories (or swap in play as a “treat”)

• Encourage exercise: toys, climbing trees, and interactive play sessions

• Weigh your cat regularly to track gradual changes

🌟 Pro tip: If your cat seems “just fluffy,” check with your vet — they can tell you whether it’s fur… or fat. Early adjustments keep kitty healthier (and zoomier) in the long run.

That’s all for this week’s tails, fur-iend!  

Thanks for reading — I hope I brought some smiles to your face! Stay pawsome, and I’ll catch you in the next issue! 

🐾 Madame Fur 🐾

Built on gaslighting, snack lies, and one extremely judged measuring cup.

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