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#1 This Week in Cat Chaos

🍼 Meet China’s Purr-sonal Babysitter 🐱

Forget baby monitors—this family in China has something better: a full-time furry babysitter. Their cat has gone viral for one simple reason: he refuses to let his tiny human go anywhere alone.

From playtime on the floor to nap time in the crib, the cat is always just a paw-length away. If the baby crawls left—kitty scoots left. Baby rolls right—kitty rolls right. Internet viewers have dubbed him everything from “Feline Bodyguard” to “Nanny Cat 3000.”

The funniest moment? When the baby started to wobble while learning to walk, the cat actually stretched out like a living safety rail—paws wide, tail fluffed, as if shouting, “Steady, human child! I’ve got you!”

Commenters joked the kid won’t need a babysitter until college… as long as this cat stays on the job.

So while most cats spend their days ignoring humans or plotting furniture destruction, this one has taken on a higher calling: 24/7 Kid Security Services. Respect. 🛡️🐾

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#2 Meme of the Week

“How Amazon Was Invented” — three serious cats in suits brainstorming how to get more cardboard boxes into homes. Genius. 😹📦

“The Board of Directors has spoken.” 🐱👔

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Don’t worry, we’d still let him judge us forever.}}

🐱 Think your cat has the chaos to claim the meme throne?
Send us your wildest, weirdest, or most iconic cat memes — or post them in the group. The next viral royalty might just be hiding in your camera roll. 👑🐾

Make it fierce, funny, or full-on feral. We’re here for all of it.

We’re not saying this was drawn from experience… but it was.

#3 Cat Cartoon of the Week

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Seen a funny cat cartoon we should feature? Hit reply and send it our way! 🐾

Your vote determines the fate of ridiculous things.

#4 Poll Meow-ment: The Sneakiest Habits of Cats

💡 Fun Fact: Cats are born with strong hunting instincts — but in modern life, that often translates to terrorizing your home (and your sanity) in the most creative ways.

✏️ Science calls it chaos.
🐾 We call it personality.

So tell us…

*Not scientifically proven. Just emotionally confirmed by cat people everywhere.

Make way — royalty has been spotted lounging on a floral throne.

#5 Cat of the Week: Weezer

Meet Weezer — the tuxedo star who knows exactly how to steal the spotlight. With his sharp black-and-white coat, confident sit, and that unmistakable look that says Yes, I run this place, Weezer is the definition of effortless charm.

His mom, Shannon Hines, shared this iconic photo that perfectly captures his superstar energy and natural flair. Honestly? We think Weezer could teach us all a thing or two about owning a room with just one glance.

Weezer is proof that confidence + charisma = instant legend. 🌟🐾

📸 Spotted in the FTL Group, thanks to Shannon Hines
That confident sit, the tuxedo flair, and the look that says “bow down” — Weezer knows he’s in charge. The spotlight isn’t stolen… it’s his by right. 👑✨

😺 Got a cat who struts with confidence or steals the spotlight?
Drop their pics in the group — we’re here to celebrate every pose, glare, and whisker flick worthy of the spotlight. 🐾✨

Chaos, you sent, chaos we cherish.

#6 Paw-spectives from Last Week

We asked: What sparked your cat’s villain origin story? And the results are in: turns out shutting the bathroom door is the #1 crime against cat-kind. 🚪🐾 Nearly half of you agreed — privacy is simply not allowed in a cat household.

👑 Villainous Winner:

You shut the bathroom door (44%) – The nerve of denying entry! Cats demand full access to all rooms, all the time.

🍗 Close contenders:

You touched the belly trap (31%) – You saw the warning sign. You ignored it. The claws took over.

You dared to pet another cat (13%) – Nothing flips the villain switch faster than betrayal by cuddles.

😼 Falling behind:

You ran out of treats (12%) – Not forgotten, but forgiven… as long as the snack bowl is refilled quickly.

Moral of the story? Cats may look fluffy, but they keep receipts. Every door shut, every stolen cuddle, every empty treat jar is carefully noted in their villain diary. Proceed with caution — and maybe never close that bathroom door again. 👀🐱

Got a new poll idea? Drop it in the Group — we’re always watching (with snacks, sass, and judgment). 🐾🍿

#7 Purr-fessional Care: Fluffy & Fabulous Fur

Why it matters: A healthy coat isn’t just for looks — it’s a sign of good nutrition, low stress, and overall well-being. With the right care, your cat’s fur can stay soft, shiny, and fabulously fluffy.

What to do:

• Brush regularly (2–3x a week) to prevent tangles and mats

• Provide a balanced diet rich in protein and Omega-3s (like fish oil)

• Keep stress levels low with play, routine, and cozy spaces

What to avoid:

• Over-bathing — it strips natural oils and makes fur dull

• Ignoring mats or shedding — they can cause discomfort and skin issues

🌟 Pro tip: If your cat’s coat looks flat or lackluster, it may be a nutrition or stress issue. Small changes — like better food or more playtime — can bring back the fluff fast.

That’s all for this week’s tails, fur-iend!  

Thanks for reading — I hope I brought some smiles to your face! Stay pawsome, and I’ll catch you in the next issue! 

🐾 Madame Fur 🐾

Built on gaslighting, snack lies, and one extremely judged measuring cup.

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