^{(Because living with a cat is already a full-time sitcom.)}

So, I’ve got this adorable little troublemaker named Whiskers. But lately? He thinks he’s on the night shift — zooming through the apartment like it’s his personal NASCAR track.

There I am, lying in bed, just scrolling on my phone, when suddenly... thud. THUD. THUD THUD THUD. It’s 12:43 a.m. Whiskers has clocked in.

Within seconds, the living room’s a full-blown disaster zone. Books scattered, picture frames face down, a plant tipped like it just gave up. I walk in like a detective at a crime scene — and there he is, perched calmly in the middle of the chaos, looking at me like I’m the problem.

Honestly, the only thing missing was yellow tape and a witness sketch.

Who gave this cat a double espresso and a vendetta?

^{_{(Story inspired by u/raindelia — we couldn’t resist retelling this midnight masterpiece.)}}

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New Cat Introductions: Drama is Inevitable.

Introducing a new cat to the house? Expect tension, judgmental stares, and at least one dramatic exit.

While some cats adjust quickly, others need space, time, and possibly a licensed therapist (for you, not them).

👑 Tip:
Let them meet slowly — separate food bowls, litter boxes, and a whole lot of patience.
Sneezes may be harmless. Pride? Easily shattered.

That’s all for this week’s tails, fur-iend! 🐾 

Thanks for reading — I hope I brought some smiles to your face! Stay pawsome, and I’ll catch you in the next issue! 😸

Madame Fur 🐾

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