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(Because living with a cat is already a full-time sitcom.)

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#1 This Week in Cat Chaos

George, the Unstoppable Working Cat

When George lost his job at a nursing home (through no fault of his own, thank you very much), he found himself both unemployed and homeless. But did he curl up and sulk? Nope. George immediately set his sights on rejoining the workforce — preferably in a role with plenty of head scratches.

At the shelter, he became his own recruiter, yowling at every passerby like he was conducting interviews. His résumé? Impeccable: expert lap warmer, professional people-greeter, and emotional support specialist with glowing references.

Turns out, his skills were in very high demand. Forest Hill Personal Care Home snapped him up, adding him to their therapy dream team alongside miniature horses, therapy bunnies, and — wait for it — a squad of professional chickens. Now George makes daily rounds, attends mealtimes for “networking,” and has even launched his own merch line to support the shelter that got him back on his paws.

From unemployed to un-fur-gettable, George is proof that the cat job market is alive and well.

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#2 Meme of the Week

“When your security system comes with built-in judgment.”

This meme feels a little too real — and we can’t stop laughing.

📸 ^{_{Spotted in the wild corners of Facebook — original human unknown, but clearly a comedic genius.
Don’t worry, we’d still let him judge us forever.}}

🐱 Think your cat has the chaos to claim the meme throne?
Drop your wildest, weirdest, or most iconic cat meme below — the next viral royalty might just be living in your camera roll. 👑🐾

Make it fierce, funny, or full-on feral. We’re here for all of it.

We’re not saying this was drawn from experience… but it was.

#3 Cat Cartoon of the Week

It’s serving pure chaos. It’s serving daily ritual. It’s serving 4:00 AM home demolition.

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Seen a funny cat cartoon we should feature? Hit reply and send it our way! 🐾

Your vote determines the fate of ridiculous things.

#4 Poll Meow-ment: What Sparked Your Cat’s Villain Era?

Feline Fact: Every cat has a “villain origin story” — and it usually starts with something you thought was harmless. Belly rub? Treat shortage? Closing a door? Congratulations, you’ve unlocked their petty side. 💜🐾

🧪 Science calls it conditioned behavior.
😼 We call it holding a grudge.

*Not scientifically proven. Just emotionally confirmed by cat people everywhere.

Make way — royalty has been spotted lounging on a floral throne.

#5 Cat of the Week: Olivia

Meet Olivia — the regal beauty who has completely stolen her mom Sherry’s heart. With those gorgeous colors and queen-like poses, she’s giving off serious Cat of the Week energy.

Sherry, who is 80, says she can’t even begin to describe what Olivia means to her… only that she is truly a blessing. And honestly? We believe it.

Olivia is living proof that the love between a cat and their human is something timeless. 💜🐾

📸 Spotted in the FTL Group, thanks to Sherry Waliyy.
We’re not saying Olivia runs the house — but with that regal stare, crossed paws, and her own pillow, she’s clearly in charge. 💜🐾

👑 Got a cat who lounges like royalty and side-eyes like it’s a competitive sport?
Show off your chaos monarch in the group — we’re watching (respectfully… and with snacks at the ready). 🐒🍿

Chaos, you sent, chaos we cherish.

#6 Paw-spectives from Last Week

We asked: Which of these cat moods do you deal with daily?
And the results are in — Cuddle Bug (...on their terms) has taken the crown with a commanding 55% of the votes. Clearly, affection is still a thing… but only when your cat feels like it.

👑 Winner:

• Cuddle Bug (...on their terms) – Sweet one second, distant the next. Basically, you’re living with a furry emotional roulette wheel.

🐾 Runner-ups:

• Grumpy Royalty (25%) – Because you dared exist in their presence without snacks or fanfare.

• Zoomie Warrior (20%) – For the cats who prefer their chaos in short, high-speed bursts.

🙃 Missing in action:

• Chaos Gremlin (0%) – Not because they don’t exist, but because they were too busy knocking things over to vote.

Moral of the story?
No single mood reigns supreme forever. Cats are all about the vibe shift. Come prepared… and maybe wear armor.

Got a new poll idea? Drop it in the Group — we’re always watching (with snacks and judgment). 🐒🐾

A tip for keeping your chaos machine healthy.

#7 Purr-fessional Care

💧 Purr-tect Their Kidneys: Spotting Trouble Early

Why it matters: Kidney failure is common in older cats, but it can sneak up without obvious signs. The earlier you catch it, the more you can do to keep your cat comfortable and healthy.

What to watch for:

• Drinking more water than usual

• Peeing more often (or in unusual places)

• Eating less or losing weight

• Vomiting or seeming unusually tired

• Bad breath with an ammonia-like smell

• Signs of dehydration (dry gums, sunken eyes)

Care & prevention tips:

• Schedule annual (or twice-yearly for seniors) vet check-ups

• Keep fresh water available at all times — even multiple bowls around the house

• Feed a balanced diet suited to your cat’s life stage (ask your vet about kidney-friendly food)

• Monitor litter box habits for changes

• Don’t ignore subtle behavior changes — they can be early clues

🌟 Pro tip: If your cat is acting “off” and you can’t quite put your paw on why, trust your gut and call your vet. Better to check early than treat late.

That’s all for this week’s tails, fur-iend!  

Thanks for reading — I hope I brought some smiles to your face! Stay pawsome, and I’ll catch you in the next issue! 

🐾 Madame Fur 🐾

Built on gaslighting, snack lies, and one extremely judged measuring cup.

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